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Straight up dirty talk gives me the heebie jeebies, so you better have some clever sexts to send me if you want me to reciprocate. Even if it's just to break the ice before you get into the the really freaky stuff, having something naughty but witty is great way to get the ball rolling. Especially if your hookup buddy is fajls witty themselves.

I've found the funnier people are, the more likely it is that humor is what turns them on, too. So you probably should have some witty sexts ready for the next time you want to get down and digital with them. Here are 13 ideas to get your naughty lady brains started.

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Well then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom? Blow their minds and their pants off with some sweet obscure and dirty jokes about their favorite movie.

Hey, they asked for it, right? Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally.

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19 Sexting Fails That Are A Little Funny, A Little Cringey, And A Little Questionable. This person who accidentally sexted their mom: This person who responded to a "Send nudes" text in a veeerrry interesting way: This sext exchange that came to an abrupt end. Mar 17, - Sexting is an art, and most people are really bad artists. Funny Height Challenge Pictures The 29 Biggest Sexting Fails Of All Time. No matter the stage of your relationship, one thing about sending a sexy text message stands true: sexting is a lot harder than it seems.

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